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Football Cliches
Adam Hurrey & Goalhanger
Deconstructing the gloriously unique language of football – the words, the phrases and the tiny things you didn't think you cared about – with Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN
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Throwing glass at Man City's window, tinpot national badges & a 10/10 commentator's curse
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Unimaginative abuse, tactical whistling & circular red cards, with ex-referee Graham Scott
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The non-emergency pod: Tainted vs stained, Polish adverbs & Andy Townsend's pub toilet
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Co-commentator voice ID & performatively not interfering with play: The listeners' loves & hates
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35.3% of Earth's land mass, Mourinho's printer & Martin Tyler's five-decade challenge
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The Football Cliches Quiz XXVI: Cliches vs The Listeners
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Offside contamination, yards of confidence & Drury's Down Under doppelganger
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Late doors, John McGinn's trademark finish & accidental commentary football chants
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Cliches Live in the sunshine, the Mike Dean content machine & ASMR in the EFL
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The washed Sky Sports News, Horlicks FC & the Transfers That Feel So Right XI
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Vomiting footballers & 30 years of the electronic sub board: The listeners' loves & hates
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Sarcastic passes, tiny football studio furniture & the most un-booable position in an XI
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Wake-up reality checks, cracked MOTD logos & the ultimate Puskas Award goal
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Counter-attack calculations, club nickname knowledge and Keys & Gray in 120 seconds
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Community Shield coasting, breaking down a "bomba" & how to launch a football podcast
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Rhyming clangers, David Seaman chuckles again & Keysey on a Lime bike
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Carabao curtain-raising, regrettable stepping stones & FSV Bachmünden
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Fearing for Fulham, goal celebrations in the shower & the Repatriation of Richard Keys
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Money-grabbing gargoyles, John Stones' meta-knackered shoulder & Farmer Alan Shearer
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Free Dreamland episode: The joy of watching football on holiday
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Secondary goal celebrations & the "we talk about" epidemic: The listeners' loves & hates
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Tom Cruise's FIFA-speak, Messi's grassing & the Pure World Cup 2026 XI
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(Over)familiar failings, the freshest possible World Cup final & Luis Figo vs T. rex
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A little bit all at sea, gyroscope magnitudes & Joe Cole on the pyramids
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The Aguirre noise, lungbusting thresholds & the Penalty Miss XI
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1,114 Dan Burns, retro World Cup controversy & the most unsatisfying noise of the tournament
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The Boxpark backlash, unfinished Azteca business & the unluckiest World Cup score-avoider
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A correct year for every last-32 game, Trumpian co-comms & breakfast with Sean Dyche
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Fox-mode Fletch, Scottish limbo & Andy Burnham's one-on-one finishing
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The Vamos epidemic, Lineker on ITV & accidental 90s trance in VAR announcements
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England's beloved scoreline, Messi's scout badges & the hydration-break hand gesture
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The BBC/ITV truce, World Cup life-bursting & Tina Turner's spot-kick record
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Giant lanyards & England camp mood updates: The listeners' World Cup loves & hates
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England's Florida scoreboard XI, niche FIFA metrics & watching the World Cup in 4D
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The Football Cliches Quiz XXV: Cliches vs The England Pod
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Stutter steps in Budapest, Switzerland on Saturdays & Keysey's final sign-off
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The VAR-monitor jog & fans coming in peace: The listeners' loves & hates
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Spurs circling the drain, European hangover defiance & farmers taking penalties
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Unleash the Arsenal long-reads, Spygate super-schadenfreude & a Bundesliga hoax
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Labour's laboured footballspeak, thumpable scorelines & penalty pop-ups
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The Football Cliches Quiz XXIV: Cliches vs The Sweeper - The Rematch
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Corner-kick chaos, a Premier League without a W & Joe Cole at the Ritz
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The 9.75 role, Tom Hiddleston's Champions League mindset & the Faroese Andy Gray
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The fixture pile-up threshold, Sean Dyche playing "Sean Dyche" & under-10s trophy parades
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Team-talk mythology & the stickers of European toilet cubicles: The listeners' loves & hates
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Great adverts for the pyramid, technicians of the sphere & Qatar to Coventry in 3 minutes
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Elite barbers' FPL advantage, the Collins-Tomkins dilemma & doing The Terrestrial
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Lee Dixon on toast, “advantage City” & a commentator's Copacabana complex
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Unexpected Stevenage, premature hauntings & the Premier League goal caught on CCTV
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Half-and-half Shakespearean scarves, scouting for Shevchenko & the half-dozen crisis
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The Football Cliches Quiz XXIII: Cliches vs Career We Go
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FA Cup lustre status, Ally McCoist's cliche mashup... and every Premier League game ever
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The Extinction XI
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Biggleswade bragging rights, Tanzania 0 Liechtenstein 1 & Keysey's perfect Christmas
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Football vs The Dictionary: Susie Dent on bus-parking & bouncebackability
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The Carabao Supremacy, yodelling commentators & the absolute Joe Hart
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GoPro goalkeepers & textbook crossfield-pass apologies: The listeners' loves & hates
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”My baby looks like Gary Megson", MOTD donking & in dreamland with Bodo/Glimt
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BBC live-text sad lads & watching football in the boozer, with Jimmy "Dead Pubs" McIntosh
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FA Cup scares/dumpings/cruises, dark orange cards & Roman gladiator VAR
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The freefall threshold, Benjamin Sesko's windows & the streets forgetting Santiago Munez
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Co-commentary cues, flopping full-backs & the "one of our own" threshold, with Lucy Ward
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The 5-a-side keepers' union & World Cup pub bunting: The listeners' loves & hates
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Literally ghosting, Larry David's Champions League commentary & Sir Alex's 2011/12 title curse
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Hoddle's Curse strikes again, the world-record fans' favourite & a saucy U-turn
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The Forest-Watford Vortex, champagne players & Pep vs Daffy Duck
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Generic Spurs punditry, regurgitating possession & ding-dong stalemates: The 500th episode
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Introverted full-backs, radio commentary synchronicity & the Champions League of trees
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”Absolute wimp", Arsenal's pre-ignited quadruple & a Doha denouement
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Scorpion scepticism, 80% ball knowledge & Conor Coady's Football Clubs (2026 edition)
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Flats that overlook stadiums & the optimum time for Sky Sports News: The listeners' loves & hates
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The "what's eating Erling Haaland?" threshold, FA Cup anthem fears & Gary Weaver's Circle of Goals
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Zohran Mamdani's PL Years & a chat with Éanna Hardwicke on playing Roy Keane in Saipan
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The moment the AFCON final peaked, Wenger's Law & football gestures at bus stops
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Properly getting out, cricketing ASMR, and shadow umpire’s call
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Shane Todd on post-save goalkeeper emotions & professional footballer-botherer Rio Ferdinand
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Semenyo's 0.028% return, six nicknames in 15 seconds & Scotland's bottom dogs
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41-year-old blokes playing for prime Barca, Ken Barlow's terrace anthem, and the Sir Alex blessing
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Resurgent corner flags, Eddie Howe's onslaught threshold & "the Pound Shop Potter”
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Snake pits and minefields, the shadow follow-on, and catching on camera
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That Man DCL, heading your granny & clowns in Slough bunkers
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Domestic shadow-batting, no mugs, and spectator stress
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Absolute dreamland: The Best of Football Clichés in 2025
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Glove-spitting goalkeepers & edge-of-the-D drama at five-a-side: The listeners' loves & hates
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North-east river supremacy, David Moyes' giant duck & Keysey's nutmegs
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Tricky little sessions, daddy hundreds, and getting hit "amidships"
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Unexpected Clive Tyldesley noises & Gabriel's hypothetical Arsenal own-goal hell
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Uzbekistan vs Colombia at 3am, the Infantino Shrug & a dubious bagsman
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I Wanna Dance With Peter Drury, grinding out a 5-4 & Haaland's League One future
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Commentator's curse conspiracies, homegrown stewards & Lee Hendrie's "highgevity”
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Expected leaves, driving "on the up" & absolute Ebony Rainford-Brent
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The Football Cliches Quiz XXII: Cliches vs Career We Go — The Decider
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Arsenal's official title status, Idris Elba's prefix woe & the verb "to goal”
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Lashing/dabbing a seed/cherry, moral victories, and why do the Aussies hate Bazball?
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The "Club X til I die" loophole & torn hamstrings at the Battle of Hastings: The listeners' loves & hates
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Premature dark-horsing, false-nine nostalgia & introducing... Cricket Clichés
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On toast in his pocket, pulling up trees & The Number-and-a-Half XI
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Accidentally patronising commentary, the Battle of the Big Dan B's & Keysey meets Piers
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Vittorio Angelone on orchestral anthems, Lev Yashin's cap, and badge-avoiding classy touches
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”Cool as custard”, Reo-Coker's hanky-panky & football's reigning Great Entertainers
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Rob Morgan on FA Cup engraving, football rhyming slang & overrated wondergoals
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Five football clubs in 10 seconds, Ekitike's non-haunting & prime minister Martin Keown
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Scottish League Two scores, leaked fines lists & the sixth penalty taker: The listeners' loves & hates
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Live show legends, Liverpool's 18ft 10in strike force & a new Neville noise
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The Cape Verdean Dan Burn, Keysey the actor & the Communication XI
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Own-goal flavours, casual retirements & football clubs as sperm counts
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England's 25th-choice right-back & the definitive Movement XI
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Blown-open title races, punditspeak on the terraces & Woltemade's weird penalty
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xG's latest victim, Jamie O'Hara vs the RAF & football's goldfish bowls
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The last corner flag, acres of experience & Christianity's classy touches
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Playing for your dad's team & mercifully short injury time: The listeners' loves & hates
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5.88 EFL seconds, Andy Townsend in song intros & the "sick of the sight of him" threshold
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The Jose Mourinho box office & a one-man war on factually incorrect football anecdotes
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Mowbray vs Brotherton, goalkeepers worth 12 points & Keith Andrews in the building
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Serbian statements, Ange's unfinished business & Cape Verde: the World Cup Blackpool
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The MOTD intro scandal, Taxman FC & the most "cat amongst the pigeons" goal ever
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The Football Cliches Quiz XXI: Libero
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Slot's embarrassment of riches, hyperliteral stadium noises & Zidane vs Dyche
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Panenka-triggered goalkeepers & empty-net warm-up anxieties: The listeners' loves & hates
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Dyche goes dating, Dean Ashton's defensive doughnut & textbook piledrivers
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Champion flatulence, football punditry sat navs & Sean Dyche X Big Sam
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Vertical highlights, Farage's footballspeak & Stockley Park's canteen crisis
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8.55 seconds in Wrexham, Celeste's Sky Sports flame is out & niche 2025-26 predictions
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Curtain-raising issues, Wycombe's new goal verb & things you cannot be "amid”
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Conor Coady's football club, alphabetical top flights & the world's most generic team name
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Eastenders' Euro 2025 joy, #AccidentalCantona & "the most 2011 transfer of all time”
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The Football Cliches Quiz XX: The View From The Lane
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Goalkeepers' headers & elasticos on the deck of the Titanic: The listeners' loves & hates*
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The Agyemang Cacophony, the storm-weathering threshold & how clubs “get their man”
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Talispersons, textbook Turkish Super Lig & time limits for the commentator's curse
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The threshold for being "rudderless" & Tour de France riders as footballers
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Pre-season trophies, Iran in the Championship... and what happened to shin splints?
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Overage youth team mentors & the quickest repaying of a transfer fee ever
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Giving 40,000%, Test Match Andy Townsend & "Can you explore a swoop?”
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Wimbledon tennis players as footballers & the floodgates threshold
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Stopping Celeste's flame, pre-season lingo & Jhon Duran's reverse-gear career
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5-a-side injury updates & watching TV football from an acute angle: The listeners' loves & hates
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”The most involved-goals man", Swiss Army knives & watching the Roy Keane film trailer
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The Pure Bundesliga XI
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Count Infantula's Club World Cup, referee kit launches & goal sandwiches
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Heavy England shirts, absolute clinics & Club World Cup curiosity levels
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Dixon is the new Lawro, Ange's logical next move & "where the dust mites dwell”
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Vivaldo, the "end to end" threshold & the authenticity of Lionel Messi's pub crisps
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Tom Cruise on short corners, VAR at Tesco and introducing... Dreamland
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Proper clubs & "woke pressing" with the Screen Rot Podcast
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The 100-minute fetish club, Love Actually in Naples, and the ultimate "released on DVD" game
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Marmoush's hat-trick of Etihad gasps, Messi in Mobland & what makes a "shrewd" signing
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The Dean Henderson Final, Scottish police enganches & the hitman criteria
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The Football Cliches Quiz XIX: Not The Top 20
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The League of Farmers, metaphorical mountains & UFO-spotting Premier League managers
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Stanley Tucci's Champions League punditry, Furniccio Villaggione & a chat with Rudi Voller
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Perfectly-timed crowd noise, Jacko Wilsheri & managers who qualify as "glorified PE teachers”
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Football's present-tense addiction & penalty shootout celebrations: The listeners' loves & hates
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Accidental FIFA commentary, Newcastle's Fibonacci fate & Premier League cliche analytics
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Pope John Gregory, Premier League clubs as supermarkets & route-one crowd noise
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Fact-checking Paul Scholes, caretaker popes & Olivier Giroud's locker
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The Premier League Unfinished Business XI
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Prince William's punditry, TNT's "hipster gunk" and a gift from the Keys & Gray gods
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Ribblesdale Rovers vs The Rules, Chris Sutton vs football jargon & the exact definition of a "hoick”
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The ultimate managerial indignity & everything ITV crime dramas get wrong about football
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Doing a job on Chris Wilder & goalkeepers just booting it upfield, with Bryan's Gunn
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Free-transfer pundits, Daniel Mann's woodwork nuance & ex-Spurs defenders vs. the Jonas Brothers
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”Snuffing out the danger", pre-match strolling & drinking the opposition's water: The listeners' loves & hates
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90/10 tackles, Danish player ratings & how to board a train like a 30-goal striker
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Woke metrics, Erling Haaland's Pro Evo name & our niche England predictions
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The Carabao springboard, more musical commentary & the most Richard Keys-sounding tweet of all time
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Knowing your way around the Champions League, German woodwork & England's future one-cap wonders
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The whole 11.2 yards, DNA-level Lampardian Transitions - and Keys & Gray become one
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The Pure Discourse XI
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How to time a red card, penalty run-ups & commentator Robyn Cowen voice-controls a stadium
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The Football Cliches Quiz XVIII: It Was What It Was
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Champions-elect, relegated Rishi Sunak & Premier League managers with Athletic subscriptions
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How to celebrate an own goal & ball-boy etiquette: The listeners' loves & hates
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Chuckling stadiums, Things-in-Chief and, finally, some actual whispering of it quietly
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Crosses from the 1990s, baseball scores & the death of the managerial "war cry”
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Nursery rhymes with Fletch, Clark Kent goalkeeping & under-12s away-day cauldrons
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The Football Cliches Quiz XVII: The Commentators
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The "17th chess piece", the death of the onion bag & coded messages to the board
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Referees vs The Limelight, passages of terror & Matt 1 Hernia 0
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"Football, bloody football", UK garage Postecoglou & the exact weight of a Premier League point
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Cometh the quinquennium, cometh the pod
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Has the Premier League hit peak “What a job [Manager X] is doing up/down there?”
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Portrait-aspect football & England managers in the stands: The listeners' loves & hates (feat. Chloe Petts)
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WW2 with Ray Parlour, Tamworth's global appeal & the 1863 Ballon d'Or winner
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Trip-hop Liam Delap, the terminal velocity of a lob & the goal gifting crisis
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The first embers of a game, heavy-metal Jonathan Pearce & the Andy Gray of lacrosse
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”Listen, fair play": The Best of Football Clichés in 2024
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The Football Cliches Quiz XVI: Career We Go - The Rematch
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Cliches do Mesut Haaland Dicks: Adam, Charlie & Dave’s footballing loves & hates
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The blip-to-crisis benchmark, Comedy Central defending & Australian red card music
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Commentators sampled in experimental French pop & the ultimate generic multi-club ownership group
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Unexpected Sutton, diags on MOTD & the “good time to play them” threshold
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The best 9.3% of the FA Cup draw, the "stand named after you" threshold & Richard Keys on cars
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An educated left head, the first goal ever uploaded to YouTube & the "big-money signing" formula
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Sunday League set-piece routines, the "olé" threshold & mistimed minute's applauses: The listeners' loves & hates
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5.54 seconds of away-goal confusion, footballers in US T-junctions and the official Keys & Gray app
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The Bosman legacy, optimum camera angles & double saves, with Luke Moore
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59 consecutive hat-tricks, yo-yo countries and the first-ever usage of "tippy-tappy football”
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Deodorant ads, Don(ald) Goodman & "The Deeney Guy": Cliches meets Sky Sports commentator Bill Leslie
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xG meets crime dramas & the Sunday League to Premier League hat-trick pathway
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The Vitality Stadium swing state, Noel Gallagher's co-comms & the "big five" of cheese
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”Still 0-0, lads!", a man named Hattrick & the mid-2010s throw-in scandal
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Curses vs Hoodoos, journeyman film directors & Keysey's philosophers
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Jack Reacher's Villa 5-a-side team, two Andy Townsends & the most darts-looking PL manager
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Styling out fake injuries & "How long ref?!": The listeners' loves & hates (feat. Doc Brown)
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Salah's Sunday 4.30pm supremacy, Fred Again's biscuits & going down like a game of Jenga
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The definitive game for every football scoreline
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Armchair admirals, Roberto Carlos darts & "Doing a [Club X]”
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Cliches vs The Football Ramble - The Football Cliches Quiz XV
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Liverpool's radar status, lusty bangers & Richard Keys’ 12,476-game TV marathon
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First names on shirts, Footy Scran technicalities & the FPL universe, with Ellis Platten
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An incredible football birthday card, Dutch league-table madness & Mick McCarthy in the jungle
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Football's shortest spell, the "in charge" threshold & the first half/second half vibe experiment
Football Cliches
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Beating the commentators to the punch and the ideal conditions for "nothing doing": The Listeners' fascinations and irritations
Football Cliches
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Footballing military ranks, Carabao chaos & a phrase only Sean Dyche would use
Football Cliches
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Jamie Carragher's match-ball voice, promotion fodder & three-sided fortresses
Football Cliches
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Carsley culture, scorelines you'd take before the game & the most left-footed Premier League club
Football Cliches
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”Welcome to League C", pointless penalty shootouts & the connoisseur's referee whistle
Football Cliches
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Silky Toblerones, Serbian football small talk & telepathic right-backs
Football Cliches
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Cometh the minute, poetic Andy Townsend and Keysey's quote-tweet masterpiece
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: The minutes left vs blood pressure ratio
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Sparking a stroll, rickets vs howlers, and the Champions League anthem revamp
Football Cliches
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Players spotting themselves on the big screen & ironic referee cheering: The listeners' loves & hates
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Big nutmegs, premature pacesetters & footballing disciples
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Transfer limbo, Romania '94 small talk & Merson does Strictly
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Sleeping horses and Harry Kane's complex classy touch
Football Cliches
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The "Summer 2024 Transfers That Just Feel So Right" XI
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Carbon-copy commentary & where clubs store their pre-season minutes
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Footballers with Olympicy names & Unexpected Kevin Keegan
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Steve Coogan is playing Mick McCarthy in a film, what else is there to talk about?
Football Cliches
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The Football Clichés Quiz XIV: Cliches vs The Sweeper
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: "A real plomb", big-match dust-settling & the worst football Q&A night ever
Football Cliches
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Squad arrival videos, MOTM substitutes & watching football on holiday: The listeners' loves & hates
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Unhinged pre-match montages & Heartbreak vs Heartache (2024 edition)
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: From Talksport to NATO - a cultural review of England 2 Netherlands 1
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Euro 2024's future Premier League forgettables & the Jordan Pickford penalty-heroics threshold
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Misstiano Penaldo, "The Misquoted One” & arm-wrestling with Martin Keown
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The Adjudication Panel: The England clamour table, bending your run & dancing on the streets of City X
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The Adjudication Panel: The unifying experience of watching England struggle to play football
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The Adjudication Panel: Martin Keown's GCSEs, Pro Evo Jules Kounde & when nations hold their breath
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: The vocabulary of an England group-stage draw & Euro 2024’s Commentator’s Curse
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: The Euros that didn't need to burst into life
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The Pure European Championship XI
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: 1.4 billion years of hurt, Grealish's mayo hell & the opening-game formula
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Capos, club mentalities & calculating England's actual years of hurt: The listeners' loves & hates
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The Adjudication Panel: Mourinho in Turkey, 71 billion calories & a football club every 2.24 seconds
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Clicheship Years: 2023/24
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Double swoops, double saves & Down Under with Eddie Howe
Football Cliches
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The Football Clichés Quiz XIII: Cliches vs Dial F for Football
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Pep's ice cream van, popping up with a goal & an "absolute football club”
Football Cliches
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Hi-tech hoardings & tactically illiterate World XIs: The listeners' loves & hates
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: "Why can't they go on and win it?"
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Mid-2000s Premier League antiques & how the square goalpost met its end
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The Adjudication Panel: Four-star Haaland & the most elaborate football analogy in modern politics
Football Cliches
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Gary Lineker meets Cliches: Why aren't strikers rounding the goalkeeper any more?
Football Cliches
1h 08m ·
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The Adjudication Panel: Winning the "hard way" and the Missing Piece of the Jigsaw XI
Football Cliches
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The Football Cliches Quiz XII - The Totally Football Show
Football Cliches
1h 08m ·
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The Adjudication Panel: "Some bloke sat in a booth near the M4 with a fancy protractor"
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All-English European ties & post-goal iPad analysis: The listeners' loves & hates
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: "What a horse he was, by the way"
Football Cliches
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Sizeable hillocks & nightclubbing with McCoist: Jon Champion does Mesut Haaland Dicks
Football Cliches
1h 02m ·
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The Adjudication Panel: James Ward-Prowse Territories & hasty Panenkas
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Elland Road trigonometry & the Footballers Called Pete crisis
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: We've said 'come and listen to this podcast' and you've said 'thank you very much, I will’
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The Football Cliches Quiz #11
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Among the assists, prime players & the tormentor-in-chief scale
Football Cliches
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Centre-backs leading the line, overlapping kick-off time angst, and long-range near post goal aesthetics
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Pivotal wins, corners in a dangerous position, and the Factory of Sadness
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Agemates, locksmiths & Alan Curbishley's garden
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The Adjudication Panel: "Over to you [Title Rival X]" & Knuckleball on Corrie
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Great White Shark 0 Killer Whale 1 (72 mins)
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The Adjudication Panel: the Haaland missed sitter incredulity
Football Cliches
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The Football Cliches Quiz X
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: G-Nev's adjectives, cynical finishes & gobbling up chances
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Lithuanian ultimate frisbee & how to divide up a league table
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Sensory football, a 27-second bright start & the war on socks
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”Genuine height", European banana skins and the listeners' fascinations & irritations
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Midfield "quarterbacks" & Montell Jordan's right-backs
Football Cliches
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Les Dennis, paintbrush volleys & the Quiz Question XI
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Horror shows, title blows and “different custard”
Football Cliches
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Ref sandwiches, "teapot finishes" & the Premier League Mid-Point XI
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: FA Cup illusions & Andy Townsend’s octopus goalie
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: The Lampardian Transition, 2014-2024
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Footholds, foreign contingents & death metal midfielders
Football Cliches
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The 'How Did [Player X] Never Play for [Club Y]?' XI
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: The most Premier League fixture there never was
Football Cliches
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A superb footballer name, defenders shooting from 30 yards and throw-in paranoia
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: The longest 3.85 seconds in football history
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Washing machines that sound like referees
Football Cliches
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The Football Cliches Quiz IX
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Are we all truly ready for a Club World Cup?
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Glovesmiths and parking the bus at the Battle of Kursk
Football Cliches
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Centre-backs on the wing & "comunicado oficial"
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The Adjudication Panel: "The Mesut Ozil of public transportation"
Football Cliches
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Copycat knee-sliders & kicking balls into skips: Chloe Petts does Mesut Haaland Dicks
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: "He hit it where Grandma hides the jam jars"
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: Can a goalkeeper be a wonderkid?
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: The things in football you can 'ooze'
Football Cliches
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Football freestylers & Sunday league rondo etiquette
Football Cliches
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The Adjudication Panel: 'The Scott McTominay of antibiotics'
Football Cliches
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