Secondary goal celebrations & the "we talk about" epidemic: The listeners' loves & hates
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Among the selections are the coolest way to hold a football, football's ongoing misunderstanding of the "instep", a…
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