

TV-game trims, lower-case shirt names & a debate that never dies: The listeners' loves & hates
Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Nick Miller entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Among the selections are lower-league players getting fresh trims for TV games, a brief meta-analysis of the neverending…
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