BUZZING· 71%1h 33m·2026-10-30·Arts CultureThe CLOSETocracy Myth
The belief that a mafia of closeted homosexuals exists within the federal government is not a new one. Neither is the concern that the presence of said homosexuals presents a national security blackmail threat. But the “closetocracy” has found renewed interest not on the openly homophobic right, but within parts of…
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