The Technofascist Urge To Never Turn Down a Brand Deal

“I went on a date with a guy at the beginning of the year who showed up wearing meta glasses - at this point in time I had never seen them in person before and assumed they were normal glasses. He actually ended up proudly revealing what the…”

“"Celebrities are assholes until proven otherwise" is a belief that has never yet failed me.”

“They’re obviously using a women to promote the creeper glasses due to the pushback received because of countless men using them to creep on women.”

“So I work at an amusement park and I am constantly being filmed by people wearing the meta glasses. There have been multiple times that I have found videos of myself and my coworkers that we didn't even know were being taken.”