

Body image, Bum Wiping Technique and Football Academies
Have Romesh & Tom ever embarrassed their wives? It’s time for another email episode, where we tackle everything you’ve sent in to us, from bad advice that nearly derailed Tom’s stand-up career to the scrutiny young footballers like JJ Gabriel face online, plus a wiping technique masterclass nobody asked for. Got a…

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“I think Tom must be buying the cheapest toilet paper. I budget on many things but never toilet paper.”
“Bum wiping techniques on a Friday morning is truly the conversation we need to be having… I’m with Tom! I’m blaming the cheap quality of our bog roll, but I refuse to pay more for better toilet roll just to literally flush it down the pan!”
“Only twice in Roms life of breaking through the TP is totalllll bs haha”
“Dowman is like 6ft, and visibly older and more mature, Gabriel is 5 ft 5 and looks like a kid still, can't compare the two now the games so physical, he needs to wait and I think the club should do what they thinks best rather than his fath…”
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