BUZZING· 71%1h 10m·2026-07-20·ComedyThe Perfectest Crime
Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime. Merch ► https://distractible.shop/ Subreddit ► https://reddit.com/r/distractible/ Edited by ► https://instagram.com/sams_the_man/ Mark ► @markiplier Bob ► @muyskerm Wade ► @LordMinion777 Baldermort ► @Baldermort
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“Dear penthouse forum, I can't believe it finally happened. WE GOT THE MOST PERFECTEST CRIME!!!”
“So this is what Mark was working on all these years. Iron Lung was a side project to the MOST PERFECTEST CRIME”
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“Dear JAMA (Journal of American Medical of Association) After checking the lungs (of course) I realized that it’s FINALLY TIME FOR THE PERFECTEST CRIME”
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